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A somewhat tenuous connection to librarians, but I think it's funny:

A bright student from the outer edges of nowhere (the middle was overcrowded) graduates high school with an impressive record and a scholarship to Harvard.

Showing up on campus, he proceeds to explore the area and find his classes. Eventually, after what felt like hours of searching (probably 10 minutes) he finds an upperclassman and asks for help, saying "Do you know where the library's at?"

The unimpressed upperclassman responded, sounding as though he was speaking with a speck of dust, "At Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions. Try again."

After a few moments of thought, our hero does just that:

"Do you know where the library's at, jerk?"