Anonymous Patron writes "Book critic divulges secrets, attempts to help - The Daily Texan - Entertainment"
This is a good one! It includes reasons to "For the love of God, read a book" and how to, such as:
"... go to a library and ask a librarian. Tell them what you like, and they will help you . They are magic people."
and "Texas books that don't suck"
For the Love of God, go read it now!