Bible written for cellphones

Anonymous Patron writes "USATODAY.com: The Bible Society in Australia on Thursday launched its translation of all 31,173 verses of the Bible in the modern, abbreviated language of text messages.

The verses can be accessed over the Internet for free so that they can be spread by cellphone to family and friends, said society spokesman Michael Chant."

I wonder what the bible looks like in text message!? LOL!

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Here's the download ...

SMSBible

I'm just guessing that "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" has not been rendered as: "G, WTF?"

Lost in translation

I don't know if this will work or not...

BLESAD R DA POR IN SPIRIT FOR THEYRE IS DA KNGDOM OF HEAEVN11111! LOL
BL3S3D R TH3Y TAHT MOURN FOR THEY SHAL B COMFORT3D1!!11!1
BL3SED R TEH MEK FOR TH3Y SHAL INHARIT TEH 3ARTH1!1!!
BLASAD R THEY WHICH DO HUNG3R AND THIRST AFTAR RIGHTEOUSNAS FOR THEY SHAL B FILED11!111!
OMG WTF
BL3S3D R DA M3RCIFUL FOR THAY SHAL OBTANE MERCY1!!11 OMG
BL3SAD R DA PURA IN HEART FOR THEY SHAL SE GOD1!1!!11! WTF
BLASAD R TEH PEAECMAEKRS FOR THEY SHAL B CALED TEH CHILDR3N OF GOD111!1 OMG WTF LOL

With generous thanks to The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

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