The LISNews Librarian Pickup Lines

Presenting, the LISNews Librarian Pickup Lines!
Feel free to use them at work, conferences, out at your favorite pub, or anywhere you may find the librarian of your dreams. Note: use at your own risk, may result in slapping, or having a drink thrown in your face.


What\'s your cutter number baby?

I bet you have quite a nice book worm!

You must work at a busy library, cuz baby you just increased my
circulation.

Are you a librarian? Well I really need to be shushed!

Damn... you have more hardcovers than my private stash

Are you a librarian, because when you walked in the room I knew I was
overdue!

I couldn\'t help noticing what a great book bag you have

Have you heard the one about the librarian with more stacks than she
could handle?

You look like a real challenge!

No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.

You have the tightest hair bun in the place.

I\'m like Google, more results than you can deal with.
 
Did I mention I write for LISNews?
 
Let\'s play search engine:  enter your terms and see if you get
positive results.
 
Soooooo, people tell me that I look like Chris Sherman.
 
I\'d catalog you under \"Desirable!\"
 
You have some back-end architecture.
 
Either my sight\'s fading fast, or you\'re the hottest guy I\'ve checked
out all week.

So, you\'re a librarian? Do you mind if I work on your desk?

So... they say Dewey had a harem, care to help me start mine?

So they say you\'re like a public library, anyone with a card can check
you out.

Mind if I check you out?

I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.

You\'d find me in the RC560.S43\'s!

Let\'s play shelf reading, you be the shelf and I\'ll jump in.

So is it true academic librarians only let scholars in?

My mom was a librarian, she taught me every should have access to my
stacks

Do you sleep on your books? Can I?

What\'s you cutter number baby?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let\'s play librarian.

So do you mind if I use my Dewey Decimal on you?

My budget just got cut, buy me a drink

damn... you\'re stacked better than the LOC

Hey baby, let\'s play library, you can be the door and I\'ll slam you!

Do you know the difference between sex and The LC Subject Headings?
(No.) Do you want to go up to my room?

So is it true public librarians let anyone in?

Didn\'t I see you on the cover of American Libraries?

Are you a librarian? So then you can belive in open access to your
stacks?

You\'re a librarian?? You\'ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

I\'d luuuuuv to check you out

So when\'s the last time you were \"on the desk\"

Care to do a little shelf reading?

Want to come back to my room and play cataloger? I brought my own Dewey.

Hey baby, wanna go knit?
 
Let\'s go get Dewey.
 
I can do the neatest thing with a full set of the OED.
 
I do collection development for 613.96
 
As a librarian, I\'ve learned to work very well with women.
 
My library or yours?  Better make it mine, we don\'t have filters.
 
I\'ll make you scream LC subject headings.
 
My fingers are quite strong from typing all day.
             
 
You\'ve never seen a LAN like mine.

List compiled, but not tested by Blake, Aaron and Steven.

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