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Little Johnny had to spend the day in the school library as punishment for acting up in class.

The new Principal came into the library with a cardboard box filled with bottles of vodka, rum and whiskey and asked the librarian to get her some books on parties and party decorations and cake recipes for the retirement party for the outgoing Principal.

After she collected the books, the librarian said to Johnny, "Can you help the new Principal back to her office and carry this box of books and liquor?"

And Johnny said, "Liquor? I don't even know her."

yeah, sorry about that. as much as I want one of these prizes, I am not taking credit for this... I was dying to use that punchline for something.