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Gwen writes \"New additions to the library collection!?!
The director, Jim Heckel, was adamant that none of the other seven ducklings be named Huey or Louie, after the famous Disney cartoon duck family.
In an effort to recreate the works of the Bard, experimenters at a UK university gave six monkeys a computer. "But after a month, the Sulawesi crested macaques had only succeeded in partially destroying the machine, using it as a lavatory, and mostly typing the letter 's'."
The results of the experiment have been published as Notes Towards The Complete Works of Shakespeare.
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia banned all broadcast media from a speech he gave this week.
He was speaking at a ceremony where he received the Citadel of Free Speech award.
(It's Friday on the other side of the globe ...)
Presenting, the LISNews Librarian Pickup Lines!
Feel free to use them at work, conferences, out at your favorite pub, or anywhere you may find the librarian of your dreams. Note: use at your own risk, may result in slapping, or having a drink thrown in your face.
What\'s your cutter number baby?
I bet you have quite a nice book worm!
You must work at a busy library, cuz baby you just increased my
Are you a librarian? Well I really need to be shushed!
Damn... you have more hardcovers than my private stash -- Read More
Tony Doyle started this thread on LM_NET back in December. We took those initial ideas, and added more than a few of our own. Below you will find a list of \"Rejected workshops for library conferences.\"
Feel free to add your own.
\"King for Kinder\" How to use stories from the Master of the Macabre, Stephen King, to scare the poop out of little kids.
\"The New Library Standards: How to fake it\" Learn how to talk the talk without walking the walk. Make everyone think you have a great library media program without actually doing all of that tedious work.
Much more below... -- Read More
Certainly we all need the weekend. I think, though, that I really need a holiday. The strange thing which leads me to believe that I need a few days off was a severe aural hallucination I had a few hours ago. While walking among the business reference titles (*gag*) I heard, not faintly, an angry man\'s voice followed by a child\'s scream. In all honesty I think it was a strange sneeze of some sort. The only thing that creeped me out is the fact that neither of the librarians in the area heard it. How badly do you all need the weekend?